tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-271431372011-04-21T20:51:17.546-07:00Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27143137.post-1154038545941810432006-07-27T15:15:00.000-07:002006-07-27T15:15:45.943-07:00<div align="justify">Cheese<br />Cheese is a beermat that's twenty feet tall and can easily be recycled.<br /><br />Kraft macaroni<br />Kraft macaroni is a pair of shoes that plays Sokoban! It takes high-quality digital photos and craves attention.<br /><br />cream of wheat<br />cream of wheat is a contraceptive device that plays the American national anthem! It hangs upside-down from the ceiling.<br /><br />trojan<br />trojan is a TV remote control that can communicate with your golf club! It keeps drinks cold and communicates via Instant Messenger.<br /><br />steinway<br />steinway is a DVD player that's water-absorbent and changes colour.<br /><br />Sony<br />Sony is a tricycle that self-replicates! 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It takes high-quality digital photos and craves attention.<br /><br />cream of wheat<br />cream of wheat is a contraceptive device that plays the American national anthem! It hangs upside-down from the ceiling.<br /><br />trojan<br />trojan is a TV remote control that can communicate with your golf club! It keeps drinks cold and communicates via Instant Messenger.<br /><br />steinway<br />steinway is a DVD player that's water-absorbent and changes colour.<br /><br />Sony<br />Sony is a tricycle that self-replicates! It helps the medicine go down.<br /><br />Mason and Hamlin<br />Mason and Hamlin is like a normal contact lens, but it defies gravity.<br /><br />Johnson and Johnson<br />Johnson and Johnson is a sheet of paper that's great for hammering in nails! It is solar-powered.<br /><br />McDonald's<br />McDonald's is a milk carton that feeds your pets and counts your loose change.<br /><br />Coca-Cola<br />Coca-Cola is a parachute that remembers all of its past actions and doesn't need oiling.<br />[ed. note: I'll show YOU a parachute that doesn't need oiling!]<br /><br />McMaster Carr<br />McMaster Carr is a postage stamp that's heavier than it looks, hums incessantly and is oak-panelled.<br /><br />Scotch<br />Scotch is a lunchbox that sorts your mail! It talks.<br /><br />Jack Daniels<br />Jack Daniels is a DVD player! It works at twice the normal speed!<br /><br />Budweiser<br />Budweiser is like a normal burglar alarm, but it cuts through stone as if it were butter.<br /><br />Amstel Light<br />Amstel Light is a headband that can be used by several people at once! It can speak French and can only be operated by a trained professional.<br /><br />Anal R. Gapings<br />Anal R. Gapings is a button-badge that looks like a pot-plant! It gets +2 to kill undead.<br /><br />Miller<br />Miller is a contraceptive device that has no moving parts!<br /><br />Ford<br />Ford is a webcam that's covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.<br /><br />Chrysler<br />Chrysler is a newly-discovered breed of fish that has a leopardskin print! It can play chess and self-replicates.<br /><br />Toyota<br />Toyota is a DVD player that sounds better than it looks, remembers all of its past actions and has velcro pads on the side.<br /><br />Honda<br />Honda is a car that sorts your mail, communicates with other copies of itself and won't make a hole in your wallet.<br />[Ed.: Really?]<br /><br />Ragtime<br />Ragtime is an aquarium that's not suitable for children, disables itself if it's taken more than 100 feet away from its base and receives data from any nearby robotic dog.<br /><br />Universal<br />Universal is like a normal trouser press, but it emits a constant high-frequency whine.<br /><br />Seeburg<br />Seeburg is a marker pen that displays a slideshow of pictures, plays a mean game of Go and costs less than £20.<br /><br />Wurlitzer<br />Wurlitzer is like a normal pen, but it freezes anything it touches.<br /><br />I could go on, but you get the idea.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27143137-115403762916933934?l=aquienordeste.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27143137.post-1146165861705779812006-04-27T12:23:00.000-07:002006-07-27T15:14:36.533-07:00<a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/48/b_h61512.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/48/b_h61512.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/52/b_h61522.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/52/b_h61522.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/67/b_h61543.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/67/b_h61543.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/71/b_h61553.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/71/b_h61553.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/89/b_h61577.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/89/b_h61577.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/94/b_h61588.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/94/b_h61588.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/a8/b_h61608.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/a8/b_h61608.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />See more on <strong><a href="http://love.crazyfuns.ru/a-humor">http://love.crazyfuns.ru/a-humor</a></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27143137-114616586170577981?l=aquienordeste.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vikihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12783318197131910439noreply@blogger.com0